Comments on: Looking for a ‘Mel’

By: worldblee

worldblee — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:03:55 +0000

Does it count if I have curly red hair UNDER my bike helmet?

By: Kyla

Kyla — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:51:32 +0000

I’ll totally do it.ONLY if you promise to ride your bicycle while wearing a helmet covered in a curly red wig.

By: worldblee

worldblee — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:59:54 +0000

Dear Ms. McKenna,

If you check your MySpace account you’ll see an invite that will set you up with tracks through the MySpace player. But because you’re special, check your email as well.

I would love to prioritize people with red hair but our darn non-discrimination policy gets in the way again. Gingers rule! Oops, I don’t know how that slipped out. My bad.

By: MMcKenna

MMcKenna — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:36:12 +0000

I am totally your fan, but before I can be your superfan, I will need to hear your music. Send MP3s.

PS: I have red hair.

By: worldblee

worldblee — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:20:41 +0000

Dear ‘Beki Li’ (if that is your real name),

Thank you for your application. However, please read the rules above that clearly state, “contest not open to actual band members.” While your stalker-ish personality is a big plus you are not eligible.

By: BekiLi

BekiLi — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:26:39 +0000

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be Mel?

I would be the perfect Mel as I always get what I want. I also have a hand painted Beat Concrete t-shirt and the keys to your apartment.